Photoshops Sent In From Fans Of This Blog

Well, we didn't think this blog would attract so many viewers, so we decided to dedicate a section for the viewers of this blog. People sent in some photoshops of Jeff Bembery, and asked if we would place them on the site. If you wish to send your photoshops, send them to emceejeff@gmail.com

Don't worry, we will keep your name anonymous if you wish.

Here are some of the photoshops sent in:

"Osama Binbembery"
Assistant in the hit show on HBO "East Bound and Down"

The Aftermath Of The Brutal Sonning Of THe Notorious E-Thug

Hence being "sonned" and being left out in the cold, Jeff has began turning around his life. He started combing his hair, and even expanded his outfit collection by saving up a few bucks to buy a few flannels and plaid button ups. He also shaved his face giving him the Steve Buscemi look.

A few of you may be unfamiliar with Steve Buscemi, so I'll refresh your memory:

Anyway, he has claimed to get plenty of "butt" now that he has refreshed his outfit (pictures below), but when asking other females if the would sleep with him, one responded, "Is that picture even real" she responded this way because she felt as if the pictures were photoshopped, but unfortunately they weren't, and the pictures are sadly real. You Judge for yourself:

More Proof, encase he deny's like he has done before

Here is his email and aim screen name (donkilluminati), showing all his family members, and his personal information. He actually tried to deny it was him Chuh.

Here's a post of himself posting that email. (http://forums.projectcovo.com/showpost.php?p=1056168324&postcount=3)

Here is his grandmother "Yvette's" classmates profile

Here is his grandmother in hawaii (remember in the first post she said she went to hawaii on vacation) This is the pic she had on classmates which she also had on myspace (look below)

Look closely near the middle of the screen, You can see that it's the same picture of his grandmother in hawaii, that she had on her classmates profile. Which confirms that this is his grandmothers myspace, and that this is def. his grandmother.

Here is his grandmother's myspace which shows the various family photos (in which he denied like a coward)

More pics of his grandmothers myspace

Even more pics of his grandmothers myspace

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Recently after we tried to parlay with Jeff Bembery aka Donkilluminati aka Kellermane, he hasn't been seen online, which is very unusual since he has never been seen offline. He has stopped answering aim messages, and doesn't even appear in the Cbox, after the information was shown to him. Lets hope he hasn't offed himself. He has been banned off of Sohh.com and 4chan.org which were the two sites, in which he E-Thugs the most. That was his life, That was his hobby, That was his sport.

Update: New Pictures Of The E-Thug Present Day

Who else would be finished taking a shit and be like "hmm what a good place to take a picture. Let me put my unlit black in my mouth make it look like I'm really a thug"

This is the cell phone zack morris would have, if it was 1998. I think thats the first phone biggie had before he died too. Too bad its 2009 Jeffrey.

This is as he described it "20 minutes before I go out to the club".

He cant get a real female online so he has to kiss the screen to show his emotion to his cyber-gf's. Right after this pic jeffrey told us he made out with desi. (Desi also known as "Nickel4urkiss" is a 17 year old female from texas that he has described as his girlfriend, now remember, he is 23 years old)

Well you know, the e-thug has no emotions, so he laughs on paper as seen in this photo. Rofl = Roll On Floor Laughing, But in this picture he is sitting in his seat with a mean mug. He is what we call robotic-ally emotionless.

A Grandma's Desperate Plea For Money, Turns Into A Disaster

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Well, as already stated, Yvette Lockhart-Bembery, is the grandmother of Jeffery Bembery (the e-thug). She drives a 1988 cadilac seville (no, not the hood-car, it was the only car she could afford at the time) in 2007. Well, she was traveling along route 30 when the car lost power in the middle of the road. A police officer told her to remove her car from the middle of the road.

"As she attempted to move the car, the car dragged her face first and face down, down a hill which it collided with some trees and stopped"

She was injured during the move, and decided to take advantage of the situation by sueing the police department.

Unfortunatley the courts saw through her desperate plea for a pay day, and decided to grant her a measely $1 in her efforts. If that is not a loss I don't know what is.

When Times Get Hard

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Here is an IM (instant message) log, which was the result (post E-Beef) with a sohh poster (whos name will remain undisclosed). As you can see in this chat log, He (Jeff Bembery) dialed the police as things got heated. He was being assaulted online, and his e-thuggedness couldn't and wouldn't save his ass in this situation, so the end results was dialing the police, to try to dead the situation. Little did he know, Police don't handle conflicts that result from E-Beef, and online attacks. The police denyed his request to handling the online scuffle, which resulted in him being "shook" or scared (click on the chat log to view it).

Denial, The Last Resort When Things Get Hard, To Bad There Is Proof

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As you can see here on an instant message chat, questioning Jeff Bembery (also known as donkilluminati add him on aim to question him) about his grandma and what not. Jeff is seen here denying his family's existence (even with all the family photos that we have previously showed, and presented to you (the audience). The reason he is denying it is unknown, Probably because he lives on the internet, and if he gets exposed as a bum ass used to be homeless person, who's mother fucked many men (no 50 cent), then his E-career will be over, and he wouldn't be able to E-thug anymore. Remember, None of the information presented is fictional, there are plenty of sources to prove the authenticity of the presented information.

The Story Of His Bum Ass Mother

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Here is the documents that show how his bum ass mother "Mikala Bembery" couldn't support the family. She resorted to section 8 housing, even though, her mother was a Doctor. Mikala Bembery, had sexual relations with plenty of men, the fathers of these men are unknown, but it is a known fact that Jefferey Bembery's father was a white guy, due to his lack of melanin.

His Mother Also Critiqued Homeless Shelters Like Hotels:

As You can see here: (http://hpn.asu.edu/archives/Jun99/0039.html)

She was blogging on the internet back in 1999, about how the homeless shelter was treating her:

"The house was run by a women's group and they didn't give a shit about the 
people living there."

All the bitch had to do was leave the shelter and stay outside, It's there shelter, they can treat you however they wish. You're homeless already, any shelter is good shelter, but this bitch didn't know any better. This may be the reason why Jeffery (As you can see the picture on the side) is also a bum, and acts like one. Many people have stated, that he looks like a dirty version of Jim Jones.

I guess that's what homeless people do with internet access; Critique Homeless shelters and rate them. Or in Jeff's case, as stated in an Aim chat:

"As A kid, I use to take free AOL 1500 minute cd's just to E-Beef online"

It was disturbing how pitiful and loserish, the message he sent was.

But was this caused by the actions of his bummy mother? It looks as if that's the case.

Family Photos

Here is his hot grandmother Yvette Nursing the Young E-Thug (Jeffery Bembery)

As You Can See In This Picture, He Was Looking To Get Anally Raped At A Young Age

I don't know, Dude was mad as fuck on a pile of rocks, I don't really know wtf is going on here, I guess that's how he smiles or some shit.

Here is Jeff's Little brother "Jordan" looking awkward as fuck

His happiest day, was when his mom rented out this boston t-shirt (which he thought was a jersey) on picture day. His mom later returned this t-shirt later on the same day, and he returned to wearing beat up hand me downs for the rest of the school year.

Yvette, The Intelligent Grandma: Where Did It Go Wrong?

The Intelligent "Yvette Lockhart-Bembery"

The Autobiography (Self Written) Of The Grandmother Of The E-thug
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Jeff's grandmother (who he lives with now due to his mother not being able to take care of them) was an intelligent woman, who loves traveling, she even stated she's been to hawaii (which we have pictures from). She is a doctor, but not a very great one. She drives an 88 cadilac and lives in a run down apartment in the present day.